Jerry

What?

Newman

That was the Vice President of the post office. I didn't get the transfer.. They knew it wasn't me doing my route!

Jerry

How did they know?!

Newman

(Stands up) Too many people go their mail! Close to 80%. No body from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier! It's like the 3-minute mile!

Jerry

(Pleading) I tried my best!