George

I can't stand doing laundry. That's why I have forty pairs of underwear.

Carol

You do not.

George

Absolutely. Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over three hundred and sixty pair. That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Jerry

(in an attempted Scottish accent) Come on, try it. Let me hear you try a Scottish accent.

Donna

That's Irish.