Kramer

Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman - but they all stink!

Elaine

How much did you pay for them?

Kramer

Eight bucks! I think I got ripped off! (Leaves, yelling out 'Newman!')

Elaine

Oh, what didn't you like about the first chapter?

Peterman

Well, it started out nicely: 'I'm returning some pants.' A very identifiable problem.. (turns page) 'I set of down a train tunnel.'.. (turns page) But that's where the story takes a most unappealing turn.