George

Who puts a bench in their house?

Jerry

Forget the bench.

George

I got it. You wanna get her something nice? How 'bout a music box?

Jerry

No, too relationshippy. She opens it up, she hears that Laura's theme, I'm dead.

George

Okay, what about a nice frame? With a picture of another guy in it. Frame says I care for you, but if you wanna get serious, perhaps you'd be interested in someone like this.