George

Well, sir, I - I gave out the fake card, because, um, I don't really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus.

Kruger

Vemonous?

George

Festivus, Sir. And, uh, I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs. They drove my family out of Bayside, Sir!

Kruger

Are you making all this up, too?

George

Oh, no, Sir. Festivus is all too real. And.. I could prove it - if I had to.