Elaine

Well, I am NOT paying Glenn off to get out of this relationship. Wh-what am I supposed to do, just walk into his hovel, and hand him... well, how much do you think it would be?

George

(entering Monk's) Hey.

Jerry

Hey, where have you been?

George

(sitting down next to Jerry) Seeing Maura. Apparently, I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt.

Elaine

If only he could have been cheating on his wife, you know, things would have been so much simpler.