George

Hey, maybe this cheating thing is what I could use to ditch Maura.

Jerry

Sure, just tell Maura you're having an affair.

George

She's like a district attorney. If it's not the truth, I'll break under the cross. I actually have to do it.

Jerry

(fidgets like he has no room with George next to him)... Could you move over there?!

George

Hey, you know, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me.