George

She's like a district attorney. If it's not the truth, I'll break under the cross. I actually have to do it.

Jerry

(fidgets like he has no room with George next to him)... Could you move over there?!

George

Hey, you know, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me.

Jerry

Really? How come you never pursued her before?

George

She's too tanned. It's the middle of the winter, she's like a carrot.