Jerry

Let me speak with the head librarian. ... Because it's absurd. An overdue book from 1971? ... This is a joke right? What are you? From a radio station?

Kramer

enters

Jerry

Ya' got me I fell for it. Alright, OK I can be down there in like a half hour. Bye.

Kramer

What's the problem?

Jerry

This you're not goin' to believe. The NYPL says that I took out Tropic of Cancer in 1971 and never returned it.