Elaine

What did he do?

George

He purposely mispronounced my name. Instead of saying, 'Costanza' He'd say, 'Can't stand ja'. 'Can't stand ja' ... He made me smell my own gym socks once.

Jerry

I remember he made you wear a jock on your head for a whole class. And the straps were hangin' down by his ,...

George

OK, OK, I never even had him for gym.

Jerry

I had him for Hygene. Remember his teeth. It was like from an exhumed corpse.