Stagehand

I just wanted to let you know he's got about five minutes.

Kramer

Giddy-Up. (Stagehand leaves) Jerry! Five minutes!

Kramer

Now that's a great looking shirt! (Gets up, admiring the shirt) Aye Captain! (Growls like a pirate) Yeah! I'm glad I ironed it. It's perfect. (Walks around Jerry, inspecting the shirt) Look at it! It's fantastic!

Jerry

(Resisting) Kramer, how am I gonna wear this?! I-I can't wear this!

Kramer

(Reassuring) Hey, this look's better than anything you own. You know, in two months time, everybody's gonna be wearing the (imitates a pirate) pirate look!