Jerry

I don't know what to believe! You're eating unions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on.

Kramer

Look, all you gotta to do, is get Amy and Jeffrey together somewhere, that's it.

Jerry

Hey wait a second, wait a second. I'm going over to Jeffrey's apartment tomorrow night to pick up these Paul Simon tickets. I'm gonna surprise Amy. All I gotta do is bring her with me. And then when Jeffrey opens the door, it's Howdy Doody time.

Kramer

Right this way, mister Doody!

George

(crying from the onion) You'll see I'm right.