Jerry

I don't know what to tell you, Elton.

Elaine

(While reading a book:) Oh oh, listen to this, this is not good, listen to these symptoms for rabies: anxiety, irritability. I got those, I'm irritable!

Jerry

(To George:) Who picked these out?

George

I did!

Jerry

They're ladies' glasses! You know all you need is that little chain around your neck so you can wear 'em while you're playing Canasta.