Elaine

(While reading a book:) Oh oh, listen to this, this is not good, listen to these symptoms for rabies: anxiety, irritability. I got those, I'm irritable!

Jerry

(To George:) Who picked these out?

George

I did!

Jerry

They're ladies' glasses! You know all you need is that little chain around your neck so you can wear 'em while you're playing Canasta.

George

Well Elaine was supposed to help me.