Jerry

Hey, hey, what is this? What's going on here?

Elaine

I'm sorry, Kramer, I'm sorry.

Kramer

No, no, it's all right. I had a friend who had rabies once. (George's eating chips) May I have one of those, madam?

George

Madam? What are you calling me madam for?

Kramer

They're ladies' glasses.