George

Dwayne, my friend and I would like to exchange frames. Could you put his lenses in my frames and mine in his?

Dwayne

(While eating a candy bar:) Yeah, we can do that.

George

And I'd like a discount.

Dwayne

Why should I give you a discount.

George

Listen, you're lucking I'm not asking for a whole refund. (trying to speak quietly) You gave me ladies' frames!