Jake

Hey look, I just chalked down the message. I didn't know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.

Elaine

I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.

Jake

Ok, I'm excited. I just don't happen to like exclamation points.

Elaine

Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!

Jake

Well, you can put one on this one: I'm leaving!