Jerry

Well, perhaps we should inquire. Poppie! Oh, Poppie. Could I have a word? (Poppie comes over.)

Poppie

Yes, Jerry. I just checked your duck...it is more succulent than even I had hoped.

Jerry

Poppie, I was just curious...where do you stand on the abortion issue?

Poppie

When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child...

Jerry

Oh, boy.