Jerry

It's supposed to be hot.

Kramer

Not THAT hot.

Rabbi

(On TV) The prophet Isaah tells us without friends our lives are empty and meaningless.

George

Wait. Whoa! That's the Rabbi from Elaine's building. I just met this guy the other day.

Rabbi

A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George. She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again so what's the difference. But that is a subject for another sermon. Now, I'd like to close with a psalm.