Jerry

Oh, I can't believe it. Let me see that. (Jerry takes the paper.) That's four and a half points in three days! That's almost half my money!

Kramer

Hey, I told you.

Jerry

(sarcastic) Yeah, you told me.

Kramer

It's all manipulated with junk bonds. You can't win.

Jerry

There's one thing I don't understand. Why does it please you? (to the phone) George Costanza, please.