George

(Quickly making it up) Well, possibly. I wrote an off-Broadway show, 'La Cocina.' ..Actually, it was off-off-Broadway. It was a comedy about a Mexican chef.

Jerry

Oh, it was very funny. There was one great scene with the chef - what was his name?

George

Pepe.

Jerry

Oh, Pepe. Yeah, Pepe. And, uh, he was making tamales.

Susan

Oh, he actually cooked on the stage?