Kramer

(halfheartedly) Yeah, well I'm really happy for ya.

Jerry

Hey, you're not giving it to me, man. What's wrong?

Kramer

I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath?

Jerry

No good?

Kramer

It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.