Peterman

So as a result of your test being free of opium, I am reinstating you.

Elaine

Oh! Yes! What a load off. So when are we going to Africa?

Peterman

I'm afraid I can't take you.

Elaine

What? Why not?

Peterman

Elaine, according to your urine analysis, you're menopausal. you have the metabolism of a sixty-eight year old woman.