George

(Muttering out, not really wanting to talk about his family) When the Costanzas came here, one brother stayed behind.

Frank

I played with him every day until the age of four - and then we separated.

Elaine

So, you weren't born here?

Frank

No. That's why I can never be president.. It always irked me. That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics. I refuse to vote. (Yelling out) They don't want me, I don't want them!

George

I don't know what you're getting all riled up about. There are probably a million Costanzas-