Goerge

(Taking out a mat from the huge box) Well, this is certainly a crappy gift..

Jerry

A door mat? That's what she had me lug up from Memphis?!

George

Pretty chintzy, huh? Considering the money she makes.. She's a big executive for Federal Express.

Jerry

Federal Express?! Is she out of her mind? Why didn't she just ship it?!

Kramer

Look, it's personalized. (Holds it up, reading) 'The Costanzas'