Jerry

A door mat? That's what she had me lug up from Memphis?!

George

Pretty chintzy, huh? Considering the money she makes.. She's a big executive for Federal Express.

Jerry

Federal Express?! Is she out of her mind? Why didn't she just ship it?!

Kramer

Look, it's personalized. (Holds it up, reading) 'The Costanzas'

George

No, no. Forget it. I don't want it. Let's just get rid of it.