George

(to Jerry, sarcastically) Yeah, doctor. I'm going to have to wait in that little room all by myself, aren't I? (He picks up a crossword puzzle.) I better take this. I hate the little room. (George walks into the hallway that leads to the doctor's office.) 'Oh, hello, Doctor.'

Jerry

The waiting room. I hate when they make you wait in the room. 'Cause it says 'Waiting Room.' There's no chance of not waiting. 'Cause they call it the waiting room, they're gonna use it. They've got it. It's all set up for you to wait. And you sit there, you know, and you've got your little magazine. You pretend you're reading it, but you're really looking at the other people. You know, you're thinking about about them. Things like, 'I wonder what he's got. As soon as she goes, I'm getting her magazine.' And then, they finally call you and it's a very exciting moment. They finally call you, and you stand up and you kinda look around at the other people in the room. 'Well, I guess I've been chosen. I'll see you all later.' You know, so you think you're going to see the doctor, but you're not, are you? No. You're going into the next waiting room ' the littler waiting room. But if they are, you know, doing some sort of medical thing to you, you want to be in the smallest room that they have, I think. You don't wnat to be in the largest room that they have. You know what I mean? You ever see these operating theaters, that they have, with like, stadium seating? You don't want them doing anything to you that makes other doctors go, 'I have to see this! Are you kidding? Are they really gonna do that to him? Are there seats? Can we get in?' Do they scalp tickets to these things? 'I got two for the Winslow tumor, I got two...'

Jerry

So, how was it?

George

I was in there for two minutes. He didn't do anything. Touch this, feel that ' seventy-five bucks!

Jerry

Well, it's a first visit.