Maestro

(Agreeing to a game) Ah, then I shall be there. And now, Gentlemen, (Making dramatic actions) if you will excuse me - I must prepare for the symphony.

Kramer

Oh, yeah?

Maestro

(Noticing the expressions) Ohh, my pants. (Begins putting on a near-by pair of pants) It's an old conductor's trick I learned from Leonard Bernstein.

Kramer

Really?

Maestro

You keep a perfect crease by not sitting in them before the performance.