Jerry

(Complaining) No, no. I wanted the one in the little bottle with that guy on it that looks like Charles Grodin!

Sally

This is much better. And frankly, in Memphis, we think that other sauce as (Whispering) kind of a joke.

Jerry

I know it's a joke. It's supposed to be a joke! Now I'm going on the Charles Grodin Show with nothing. (Sets the jar down angrily) Nothing!

Sally

You could just do your material.

Jerry

(Peeved) I don't have any material!