Sally

Jerry, I saw the doll you were talking about - not funny! This doll's much funnier. Look, it has a little bowtie, and a cute little hat.. I think it's a riot!

Jerry

(Slow whispering) This is a nightmare.

Sally

Oh well, I'll be watching. (Sets the doll down, then crosses her fingers) Don't screw up. (Leaves)

Jerry

My pants!

Stagehand

Mr. Seinfeld, you're on.