Maestro

Ohh.. (Looking at the box) Ori-dent - that electric toothbrush I've heard so much about..

Elaine

No, no, no. Not the toothbrush.. (Holds out the poster) this.

Maestro

Ohh, what a sweet gesture. And autographed poster of my favorite tenor, with.. those two other guys. Oh, Elaine, this is magnifico!

Elaine

Oh, well, I just felt so bad about what happened in Tuscany..

Stagehand

(Yelling from off-camera) Maestro, you're on!