The Friars Club (a.k.a. The Gypsies) Season 7, Episode 18

Kramer

(shouts) Connie!

Jerry

What'd she do?

Kramer

I don't know! (building to a shout) But I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK!! I think she drugged me, but she's a murderer and I'm calling the cops.

Jerry

(bewildered) Why would she try and kill you?

Kramer

(animated) Well, isn't it obvious? She doesn't want anybody else to have me!