Pat

Hey, Jerry. What the hell went wrong? What's the matter with you? Are you a kleptomaniac, or what?

Jerry

I forgot to take it off.

Pat

(dubious) You forgot to take it off? Oh, you go into a department store, you put a suit on, and you walk right out. What are you some sort of an idiot?

Jerry

I'm sorry.

Pat

Where's the jacket?