Lady

Would you like to buy a rose for your wife? ( to Craig)

Jerry

How do you know she's not my wife?

George

I want to know how did that get into my car?

Attendant

Hey look ..You walk in to this city you got to expect things are gonna stick to your foot. You open in your car and Bing!! Condom.

George

That doesn't explain the lipstick on the dashboard?