George

I want to know how did that get into my car?

Attendant

Hey look ..You walk in to this city you got to expect things are gonna stick to your foot. You open in your car and Bing!! Condom.

George

That doesn't explain the lipstick on the dashboard?

Attendant

Here take a few shirts....

Attendant

I'm terribly sorry Mr Kramer but we can't get your car now, the keys seems to have been misplaced.