Teller

Well if there was some problem with the garment. If it were unsatisfactory in some way, then we could do it for you, but I'm afraid spite doesn't fit into any of our conditions for a refund

Jerry

That's ridiculous, I want to return it. What's the difference what the reason is.

Teller

Let me speak with the manager...excuse me .............Bob!

Teller

........spite.....(Manager walks over)

Bob

What seems to be the problem?