Kramer

Boy, I have really had it with Newman. He wakes me up again last night at three o'clock in the morning to tell me he's going up onto the roof to kill himself.

Jerry

Well, what'd you say?

Kramer

I said ' Jump.' Well, he's been threatening to do this for years. I said ' Look, if you're gonna kill yourself do it already and stop bothering me.' At least I'd respect the guy for accomplishing something.

Jerry

What's his problem?

Kramer

No job. No women.