Kramer

I said ' Jump.' Well, he's been threatening to do this for years. I said ' Look, if you're gonna kill yourself do it already and stop bothering me.' At least I'd respect the guy for accomplishing something.

Jerry

What's his problem?

Kramer

No job. No women.

Jerry

He called the right guy.

Kramer

Well, what am I supposed to tell him? How much there is for him to live for? Why should I lie to him?