Vic

Hey, you see that sign right there? (Points to a sign saying 'Not Responsible for Valuables'

Jerry

Oh, I see. So, you put up a sign so you can do whatever you want? You're not a part of society.

Vic

Yea that's right, 'cuz this place is my country and I'm the president, and that's my constitution. I'm not responsible.

Jerry

So, anybody leaves anything here, you can just take it? You have a license to steal? You are like the James Bond of laundry?

Vic

You ever hear of a bank?