Jerry

Crazy like a man.

Worker

Number 49.

George

You know my last name is Costanza. That's Italian. So you and I are like country men. Pisano's!

Worker

$ 6.50 your change.

George

And I always take care of my Pisano's. So here is a little something. (drop in tip and worker looks the other way, so George decides to take it out and try again only to get caught)