George

You know my last name is Costanza. That's Italian. So you and I are like country men. Pisano's!

Worker

$ 6.50 your change.

George

And I always take care of my Pisano's. So here is a little something. (drop in tip and worker looks the other way, so George decides to take it out and try again only to get caught)

Worker

Hey! You steal my money!!

George

No no. That's not what I was trying to do.