Newman

I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.

George

You don't work in the rain? Your a mailman.'Neither rain nor sleet nor snow.....'It's the first one.

Newman

I was never that big on creeds.

George

You were supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal!

Newman

I believe the deal was that I get the calzones on my mail route. Well today I won't be going on my mail route! Will I. Perhaps tomorrow.