Newman

No, no, no, no no. Listen to me. Most days, the post office sends one truckload of mail to the second domestic regional sorting facility in Sagenaw, Michigan.

Kramer

(interested) Uh-huh.

Newman

But, on the week before holidays, we see a surge. On alentine's Day, we send two trucks. On Christmas, four, packed to the brim. And tomorrow, if history is any guide, will see some spillover into a fifth truck.

Kramer

(realisation) Mother's Day.

Newman

The mother of all mail days. And guess who signed up for the truck.