Jerry

Had I been taking...?

Detective

Well, did you leave the A/C on? Do you zip over speed bumps? Do you ride the clutch? Things like that.

Jerry

W-well, what does it matter? It's my car, I can do whatever I want with it.

Jerry

Not that I would think of doing such things.

Detective

(making a note) Alright Mr Seinfeld, we'll let you know if we find anything. I gotta be honest with you, these cases never end up well.