Kramer

(shouting) Jerry! We've lost the fat man, and we're running lean. We're back on track, buddy!

Newman

Federal employee. Federal employee.

Farmer

Hello stranger.

Newman

(a touch desperate) Ah, look, I..I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists.

Farmer

Calm down, now. Calm down. Don't worry, we'll take care of you. This farm ain't much, but uh, you're welcome to what we have. Hot bath, hearty meal, clean bed.