Kramer

He's pulling out a gun! He's got a gun, Jerry!!

Jerry

Duck, Kramer! Duck!

Kramer

It's a golf club! It's no gun. He threw a golf club at me!

Elaine

Those are JFK's golf clubs!

Kramer

Hey, I'm under fire here. (another club hits) I'm under heavy fire here, boy. (another hit) Jeez! That was a five-iron!