Peterman

(excited) Elaine! You found the clubs. That's wonderful news. Where are they?

Elaine

(not the soul of happiness) Yep. Lemme get 'em for you, Mr Peterman.

Peterman

Oh, I'll be inaugrating them this weekend, with none other than Ethel Kennedy. A woman whose triumph in the face of tragedy is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate.

Elaine

The uh, the letter of, authenticity's in the side pocket there.

Peterman

Elaine. I never knew Kennedy had such a temper.