Elaine
God, it is so great to drive again. I miss it so much! (Suddenly swerves to the right, then yells out of her window) How about a left turn signal, ya moron?!
Jerry
(His thoughts) I'm so nauseous. She's the worst driver.
Elaine
You know what? On my first road test, I hit a dog. (Jerry nods, blinking) I think it was a golden retriever. No, no, no, it was a - it was a yellow lab. (Picks up the car phone) I'm gonna check my messages. (Begins to dial as she pulls up to a pedestrian crosswalk. She stops right before hitting a man crossing the street)
Man
Hey!
Jerry
(Once again, the audience hears his thoughts) I'm so car sick. I'm gonna vomit!