George

He..hmmm. humm...What about this one.

Clerk

Hmmm,..to tell you the truth they haven't manufactured that one for a number of years. I might have couple of boxes left in our warehouse in New Jersey. I'd have to check.

Susan

Oh! no. George that's so ugly we don't want that.

George

What's the difference you just read it and mail it right back. These we'll do.

Susan

Why don't they make'em anymore?