Jerry

Well, that's the thing. It was completely mutual.

Dolores

Oh, come on. Everybody knows there's no such thing as a mutual breakup. Tell me the truth.

Jerry

I am. It was the world's first.

Dolores

You know, when I heard you got engaged, I thought *maybe* you had matured. But obviously there's no growth here. (exits)

Jerry

Well, I can't argue with that, but the fact remains... I was completely... (to himself, cursing her) Mulva!